YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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