I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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