i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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