I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It was a blind-side dick pic.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
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