We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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