I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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