is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
As shirtless as possible
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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