i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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