strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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