I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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