I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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