If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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