Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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