I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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