apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I stole a fireplace last night.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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