Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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