She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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