you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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