WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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