My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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