the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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