Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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