I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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