god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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