He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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