Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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