i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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