Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
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