Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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