Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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