As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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