try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
