That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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