I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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