he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So vagazzling was a success
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
