should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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