Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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