STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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