so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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