Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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