As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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