i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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