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Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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