Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Randomize
