You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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