jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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