There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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