Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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