i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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