BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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